Meet the Buffoons

Rocco Buttiglione and Sam Alito

Two donkeyherds with the culot to come down from the rocky hillsides above Taormina to proclaim the preeminence of their pre-Renaissance authoritarian views over modern Western culture and its laws.

The balding, bulbous-nosed jack-a-napes should be treated rudely and booted in the pants all the way back up the slopes where they should remain with their black-clad grannies and braying beasts until they acquire a real education.