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Thursday, August 25, 2005

Crawstuck in Crawfraud

Merkin Patriot Sends Memo to Cindy Sheehan

You don't have to go to the comedy club or The Onion for hilarity. Dislexic rube Merkin Patriot (a parody of a "winger") calls Cindy Sheehan out on the carpet [from comments @ Atrios' Eschaton (Thread: Save CNN!)]

TO: CINDY SHEEAN, CRAWFROD TEXAS

RE: BEING USED BY MICHAEL MORE

CINDY MAY I JUST SAY THAT I AM SO VERY SORRY FOR YOUR LOST OF YORU SON CASSIDY I DO FEEL KIND OF BAD ABOUT IT - NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY I NEED TO GET SOME THINGS OFF MY CHETS

MRS. SHEENAN YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF CAMP MOMMIES-GONE-COMMIE THOSE PEOPLE ARE LOOSERS WHO DONT HAVE YOUR BETS INTEREST IN MIND YOU NEED TO GET BACK WITH THE MAINST REAM

SECOND THING CIDNY YOU NEED TO FREE YOURSELF FROM THE CULTCHES OF MOVEON.ORG AND MICHEAL MORE.COM - I UNDERSTAND THAT THE INTERNEST CAN BE ADDITIVE I SPEAK FROM BITTER EXPERIENCE HAVING GOOLGED A WIFE FROM BELLOW-RUSSIA BUT BELIEVE YOU ME THAT MARRAGES OF CONVENIENCE ARE RISKY AND SOMETIMES YOU FIND YOURSELF WITH A BITTER BRIDLE WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING ANGEL CAKE

IM OKAY THAT YOU HIDE YOUR MEXICANITY LIKE YOUR BROTHER DOES - ESTEVEZ IS HARD TO SPELL - I THINK OF YOU AS A FELLOW COMPATRIOT WHEN YOUR NOT SPROUTING RADICAL FAR LEFT LOONY BIN CONSPIRACY THERIES LIKE SAYING BUSH WOULDNT MEET YOU - HELL I VOTED FOR THE MAN TWICE AND HE WONT ANSWER MY EMAILS HES A BUSY MAN WORKING HARD TO FIND OUT WAYS THE COUNTRY CAN BE HARMED BY TERRORISTS

SINCERLY, YOUR BORTHER IN CHRIST
MERKIN PATRIOT

P.S. NOT ONLY HAS HE LED YOU ASSTRAY YOUR COMMIE BASTARD BROTHER MARTIN CANT ACT NEITHER
Merkin Patriot | 08.25.05 - 12:11 pm | #

3 Comments:

Blogger The Liberal Avenger said...

hehe... A gem.

9:56 AM  
Blogger Nur-al-Cubicle said...

Sounds like King Leopold returns as the merkin avenger!

9:57 AM  
Blogger Postman said...

I THINK THUS IS A SPOF. ANY WAYS MARTIAN SHEEHAN is NOT REALATED.ANY WAYS HE IS PERSIDENT ON THE WING. I SEEN IT.

CINDY SHUDDA WEAR LESS BASEBALL CAPS AND MOR MAK UP IF SH REELY WANTS TO MEET WITH POTUSA.

IS MICHEL MOOORE RELATED TO ANNE TYLER MORE ? THEY SHURE DONT LOOKALIKE, BUT THEY ARE IN SHO BIS NESS.

I DONT THINK SINDY WILL BEE FAMUS UNTIL PAT ROBINSON THREATENS TO HAVE HER ASSASSSSS ..SHOT.

THE TWINS

10:56 AM  

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