NY Senator Schumer Sees Mirage

January 7, 2005

Dear Ms. Cubicle:

The intelligence reports that I have received indicate that although significant discoveries of weapons of mass destruction stockpiles or production capacities have yet to take place, such discoveries remain very possible.

Sincerely,
Charles E. Schumer
United States Senate

January 22, 2005

Dear Senator Schumer:

The Washington Post recently pubished a story saying the search for Saddam's weapons of mass distruction has been abandoned by the Iraq Survey Group.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A2129-2005Jan11.html

Unless you wish to be seen as lying to your constituents, may I suggest that you revise your statements concerning Saddam Hussein's WMD to conform to reality.

Sincerely,
Nur al-Cubicle