Definitions

Mandatory Hurricane Evacuation Order: A proclamation which self-absolves a municipal official of the death sentence which he hands out to the poor and the sick.

Balance the Budget (Formerly known as the Geddes Hatchet). A legislative maneuver used by conservatives in which limits are placed on government spending to screw social programs.

Neo-Liberal An individual on a personal crusade to return society to 17th century. Generally, a capitalist radical and member of the terrorist Invisible Hand Society, also known as "The Base."

Right to Work Radical neo-liberal legislation meant to strip an employee of any guarantee to keep his job or of any right of recourse to defend his job.